A Fairy Tale for Men
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?”
The Princess said “NO!!”
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles, banged long-legged broads with big boobs, hunted, fished, raced cars, went to naked bars, dated women half his age, drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan, never heard bitching, never paid child support or alimony, kept his house and guns, ate spam and potato chips and beans whenever he wanted and cut enormous farts, never got cheated on while he was at work, and all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.